Books I am into and books I am not into

These days I am into many things!  Including:
- Autofiction/memoirs/memoirs disguised as novels and vice versa (David Shields, "Liveblog," I wanna get into Maggie Nelson)
- Books by women
- Books that have blurbs from Brian Evenson and David Shields (like "Sustainability" by... someone... which has two blurbs... from Brian Evenson and David Shields!)
- Weird fiction/horror
- Histories of Europe/the European canon (wanna read more Kafka, again)

But there are many things I am not into, like:
- Books about optimization
- Books that have the word "fuck" in the title
- Most science fiction
- Most imagined worlds
- Most worldbuilding shit
- Most character-driven stories

Here's my hilarious new self-help book: Get Fucked, you Fuck: the best fucking guide to fucking every-fucking-thing, motherfucker.