Sometimes I'll catch myself saying things and writing things that sound suspiciously close to Donald Trump. Either Trump's speech patterns are creeping in on my own or I've always kind of had speech patterns similar to Donald Trump. Like when I send a text and it just ends with a one word exclamation. Ridiculous!
We've got a lot in common, me and Donald. I just listened to the Daily about Trump's taxes. Donald inherited his wealth from his father. All of his storied business dealmaking only ever translated into losses. He was basically a big suck on his dad's resources. I can relate to this. My Dad made more money with the cable companies than I will ever make. He probably made more in one year than I've made in my entire adult working life. I've never expected my dad to bail out my "businesses" with a 15 million dollar donation. But I have asked him for various financial favors of the years. And I've not translated those loans/grants/etc into anything of value. Unless all the beer I've drank, and this resulting blog, strikes you as valuable.
Maybe Donald Trump is just me raised to the tenth power. Trump lost thousands time as much as I ever will lose. But he also gained the presidency, fucking somehow, which is a bigger achievement than I'll ever attain. I've borrowed and lost smaller amounts to achieve smaller things. I tell myself I've never deliberately hurt people the way President Trump does on a daily basis. I'm not sure if that's true, though. And someone like me, who has benefited from having a rich dad, ought to be doing more than "breaking even," morally speaking. I should be helping people. It is my destiny. Unless of course I kill Donald Trump.
If you publish those words, "I kill Donald Trump," does the FBI immediately open a file on you? We'll see.
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