How much did Jack drink this weekend?
Let's find out:
FRIDAY
Half a "Goldmine" Beer
1.5 shots of run
Quickly chugged can of Bell's Two Hearted
A beer?
Several more shots of rum
Another beer?
result = hangover lasting until at least 4 PM
SATURDAY
Gose beer
Great Lakes Eliot Ness
Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold
Something heavier... an IPA?
Several Yuenglings
I had a cigar, too
result = bad sleep, no hangover
SUNDAY
Wee Heavy scotch ale
2 glasses Chardonnay
Gin and Tonic
Flute o' champagne
Two glasses Pinot Noir
2 Penn Pilsners
1 Belgian Witbier thing
result = I feel great
total number of drinks = 23 (7.6 a day)
Moral = less rum, more wine.
obviously the moral
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