Cs Wedding

How much did Jack drink this weekend?

Let's find out:

FRIDAY

Half a "Goldmine" Beer
1.5 shots of run
Quickly chugged can of Bell's Two Hearted
A beer?
Several more shots of rum
Another beer?

result = hangover lasting until at least 4 PM

SATURDAY

Gose beer
Great Lakes Eliot Ness
Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold
Something heavier... an IPA?
Several Yuenglings
I had a cigar, too

result = bad sleep, no hangover

SUNDAY

Wee Heavy scotch ale
2 glasses Chardonnay
Gin and Tonic
Flute o' champagne
Two glasses Pinot Noir
2 Penn Pilsners
1 Belgian Witbier thing

result = I feel great

total number of drinks = 23 (7.6 a day)

Moral = less rum, more wine.

obviously the moral